FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Media Contact: Jon Versteeg
July 30, 2007 815-774-2881 Direct

JAMMER’S MISSING!

JOLIET, IL- On Monday morning the Joliet JackHammers front office staff had their weekly meeting to go over their ticket report for the upcoming home games. During the meeting Jammer got some bad news about his birthday. It seems that not many people have purchased tickets to Jammer’s Birthday Celebration on August 7th.

“Jammer was distraught after hearing the news and left in the middle of the meeting upset.” Said General Manager, Kelly Sufka. “In all my years with the team I have never seen Jammer this sad. I didn’t think a big fat blue guy could get any bluer.”

It wasn’t until Jammer’s agent, Joe Doyle, received a phone call from Bean Encounters Manager Bob Pierce, saying Jammer hadn’t shown up for an appearance that anyone realized something was awry.

“Jammer has never missed an appearance here,” said Pierce. “To not have him show up is just weird. We were really looking forward to our time with Jammer”

“This is totally out of character for Jammer. In my time working with my client, Jammer has never missed an appearance,” said Doyle. “I have looked everywhere, Jammer’s locker room, the concession stands, even in the home clubhouse and Jammer is nowhere to be found.” Doyle later added “I am very worried for Jammer. Whatever the problem is I hope Jammer, myself and the rest of the JackHammer family can come to an understanding.”

If anyone has any information regarding Jammer’s whereabouts the JackHammers ask that you contact them at (815)726-2255.

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